Tech Jokes

Here they go... :-) Hope you like 'em!
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1. An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. It walks up to them and says "Can I join you?" Tables say, "Sure, if you have the key?"

2. A Session Bean walks into a bar and asks for a Jack Daniels on the rocks. Bartender says, "I'm afraid I can't serve you any alcohol", and the Session Bean says, "why not? Are you discriminating against Session Beans?" The bartender replies "well, look at the state you're in".